The best couple jokes A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours? More jokes about: couple , husband , marriage , travel , wife. A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?
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Love Jokes: Funny Husband/Wife or Girlfriend/Boyfriend Jokes
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Whether you're the bride or groom, a guest, or part of the wedding party, it's always good to have the audience laughing when you give a speech at a wedding. Since that's way easier said than done, we've rounded up the best jokes about marriage from around the internet. Just interject one of these one-liners into your speech and you'll have every guest cracking up. Fingers crossed everyone has a sense of humor as good as yours! Pro tip: Know your audience.
Marriages are special things, which many look forward to. Sadly, meeting the one who is right for you may be difficult in one lifetime. Here are encounters of different people with marriages. Among his close ones were those who got quite jealous of him for scoring a year-old beautiful bride.