The penis was subsequently surgically reattached. John Wayne Bobbitt was acquitted on the rape charge. Lorena Bobbitt stated in a court hearing that, after coming home that evening, her husband raped her. After he then went to sleep, she got out of bed and went to the kitchen for a drink of water. She then grabbed an 8-inch carving knife on the kitchen counter, returned to their bedroom, pulled back the bed sheets and cut off his penis. After this, Lorena left the apartment with the severed appendage and drove away in her car.
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