As a year old virgin, I'm often asked what life is like without sex. My answer is usually, "Ask any couple that's been married plus years. I can certainly assure everyone that your man parts will not fall off if you decide to wait. It's not hard for me to joke about my abstinence because I am very comfortable with my decision to hold off until marriage for sex, a choice I made when I was young based on my religious upbringing. I grew up attending several Christian churches of various denominations, but their message was always the same: When it comes to sex, it's best to wait.
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He's got a cushy job stamping invoices at an electronics superstore, a nice apartment with a proud collection of action figures and comic books, good friends, a nice attitude. But there's just one little thing he hasn't quite gotten around to doing yet--something most people have done by his age. Done a lot. Andy's never, ever, ever had sex--not even by accident. So is that such a big deal? Well, for Andy's buds at the store, it sure is. Although they think he's a bit of an oddball, there's certainly a planetful of stranger and homelier guys who've at least had one go at having a go.
I'm an Actual 40-Year-Old Virgin. Here's What That's Like
When I was 8 years old, Kelly Clarkson's Breakaway — an album about heartbreak, betrayal, and despair, of which I'd experienced none — was my favorite album of all time. I had no idea, until I saw 8-year-old Claire Crosby's acoustic cover of Olivia Rodrigo's "Drivers License " and she put my 8-year-old self's exact feelings into words. I'm only 8, but I just wanted to play this song for you 'cause I like it. With her acoustic guitar in hand, Claire spent the next three minutes belting out an adorable PG cover of the song that proves you can fall in love with a breakup song at any age — driver's license or not.
Here are some facts that will make you cooler than David Caruso in Jade. The sketch was about a man who, in trying to keep up in a poker game conversation about sexual experiences, proves to be completely clueless about the subject. After working together on Anchorman , Judd Apatow asked Carell if he had any movie ideas; Carell pitched him the concept for The Year-Old Virgin and the two wrote the film together. They read that older virgins were typically normal people who, according to Carell, "at some point just gave up on the whole notion; it was more difficult to keep attempting than to give up. Though Apatow was originally "nervous about it, because I don't think comedians wanting to look good is ever good for the comedy," he gradually realized that Carell being "ripped" was a good idea.