For those os us that are fans of Star Wars I have to post this. The worst, most terribly disgusting euphemism for this act I've ever heard of: Drumroll, please Coaxing the snot out of Goofy. I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen. If you know any more, message me.
What does spank the monkey mean?
Here's a quiz. Spanking the monkey. Five finger shuffle. Making the bald man cry. Poaching your egg.
Spanking the Monkey: The most controversial self-pleasure scenes
A: "Why is he all embarrassed today? How horrifying is that? A humorous alternative to "thank you. A: "Here's that joke book you were asking me about. We were getting spanked in the first half of the game, but we made an incredible comeback in the second half and ended up winning by a single point in overtime.
A med student is forced by his traveling salesman dad to cancel a top summer internship and look after his hot mom, who's bedridden with a broken leg. Applying lotion to her legs arouses him. About to stay a summer internship, promising young medical student at MIT, Raymond's mother, Susan, breaks her leg. Housebound and immobile, his father, Tom, makes Raymond stay home and take care of her.